I have a smart husband

C is cooking, Jonesy saunters in: Nice smell! Give!
C: "Eat your kitten food."
J: I want what's on the table. I'm going to diiiieeee if I don't get some NOW!
C: "No."
J: DiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
C: *halves a raw onion and sticks in front of Jonesy* "Here."
J: Eeeeeeewwwwww. That's it? *leaves*