Conversations with C

With all the renovations C's doing around the house, I want him to get a tetanus injection. The doctor recommended it as well, but C is afraid of needles:

M: Look your dog bit me *shows scratch from puppy-bite*
C: Tetanus!
M: I have one. Ha!
C: So if I drank your blood, I'd be covered as well.
M: Yeah, that would clearly be the best solution. *dry cracker voice*

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Our bathtub was installed today!

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aaaaaahhhhh. *pant pant pant*

hahahahahahahahahaha!

"My name is May and it's been 11 months since my last soak in the tub."