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I'm cold and I'm hungry, so I just got this brilliant idea. Why not eat my mother's home-made curry chicken while soaking in the tub? I'd already started to boil the rice, when I realised that it would be impractical to balance a plate in the tub, and with my record of bathtub book-dunking...well, maybe it would be all that hygienic either.

The second revelation of the day was thus: I need a bathtub table!