I am the chosen one!

[rimturse]

I have been marked. I burned myself on the oven today. The burn mark looks like a mirrored map of Africa and the Arabic Peninsula. Uncannily so...is it a sign? Under all circumstances it's a nifty idea for a novel - and it barely hurts anymore.

PS. After I cut myself a few years ago, C has been uncomfortable with me using a knife. This evening he announced that I am forbidden to use the oven again. Think I could have a convenient accident with the vacuum-cleaner and the feather-duster?

Comments

[navicat.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a bestseller to me! :D

And yes, you need to have a duster accident right away!

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Ooo, and don't forget to trip over the dishwasher!

[frigg.livejournal.com]

Hmmm it's embedded under my kitchen table - might prove tricky!