Please apply cuddle control!

[rimturse]

Felix: Why can't I cuddle? Why? Why?
M: Because you're all over me and my sketching. How am I supposed to draw with you flabby tummy all over my paper?
Felix: Cuddle! Cuddle!
M: *puts cat on chair*
*Felix clambers up to sit on May's lap*
M: *puts cat on chair*
*Felix climbs up again*

- Repeat 50 gazillion times -

M: *closes Felix out of office*
Felix: I'm unloooooved, poooor me...let me in! Let me in!

Sometimes I really envy those people who leave the house to work.