Conversations with C

In the shoe shop:

C points to a pair of shoes: Do you need shoes for summer?

Me: I have this type already.

C: Ah yes, the ones where I can see the bum of your feet.

Discussing movies:

Me: The Hitchhiker's Guide is getting just so-so reviews.

C: Well, it can't be easy making a movie over such silly jokes.

Me: Did you ever actually read the book?

C: Nope

Me: Then how do you know it has silly jokes?

C: From the title.

C trying to be witty:

Me: I ate three chicken wings.

C: Me "two".

Me: You had more than two - and certainly more than three.

C grins.

Me *suspicious*: Is this one of your silly jokes?

C: Me two more! *cracks up*

Me *groaning*: These jokes are so not funny!

C: Poor me, I have a wife with no sense of humour.