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5 feet 7 inches? Hah! Giants.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060918/ennew_afp/afpentertainmentbritain

Apart from the singing, this role is mine. Mine! My precious. *bwahahaaha*

Conversations with C and Jonesy

May: "Ouch. Jonesy know exactly just how hard he can bite without breaking my skin"
C: "He's a clever cat."
May: "That's not the response I was looking for."

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*clonk, rattle in the office*

May: "What do you have there?"
Jonesy: Look! Mine!
May: "That's an entire bag of cat food."
Jonesy: Found it! Mine!
May: "You dragged it in here all the way from the kitchen?"
Jonesy: Yup, can't open it myself.

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*May hammers head into bathroom cabinet. Much swearing follows*

C: *studies angry, red bump* "Great. Nobody's ever going to believe that I'm not hitting you."
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C: "The neigbour's friend has a sports car and a decoration dog."