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Trail of thoughts you really don't want to have when it's 32 degrees celsius outside:

Oh, the kittens brought a "present".
Hmmm, it doesn't look like a mouse.
It's sort of ballonish, naked and greenish.
A headless frog?
No, those are not frog's legs.
*goes closer*
EWWWWWWWWWWW. It's a bloated, green and purple headless baby bird!

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And now that I'm at it:

Why is it that dogs will pitter patter up to you, put their front paws in your lap, look at you with the most serious and sincere expression - and then BURP!?

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Hmmm I never pictured myself quite as flamboyant as that.








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