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Soldiers are camping on the field next to our house, running around with black and green paint on their faces. There are four huge camouflaged tanks with mortar granade(?) shooting thingies* pointed in the general direction of our property. There's shooting and booms**. I'm thinking that if they accidentally hit the stables, we could use the insurance money to tear them down and build a cute wintergarden/orangerie/Lilith domain/furnace room.

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*I admit it, I know what the things can do, but I have no clue what they're called.
** Lia and the cats, luckily, don't give a hoot.