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Aug. 14th, 2009 04:20 pmI've been clearing up the kitchen and just want to make this announcement:
Dear friends,
You already know that when you visit me you might need to let me know when you're hungry, because I tend to forget to eat.
You also already know that my home is your home. Feel free to raid the fridge and the "cupboard of munchies", and don't hesitate to make your own tea or coffee.
Here's a new one: Don't be shy, don't be polite; EAT to your heart's delight. Want that last cookie? TAKE the last cookie! So you finished the pack? So what????
That way, when you leave, I won't find:
- 1 jam jar with 1/2 a spoonful of jam.
- 1 pack of cream cheese with 1/2 a spoonful of cheese
- 1 glass of mustard with just 1 teaspoonful of mustard
- 1 pack of butter with juuuust enough butter to butter 1/2 a piece of bread
- 1 tortilla wrap
- 1 cartoon of orange juice with just enough inside for 1/3 of a glass
- 1 cartoon of milk with just enough inside for 1/3 of a glass
- 2 bags of crips with just a small handful in each
- 2 packages of meat cutting to put on bread with just 1 piece inside
- 1/2 a slice of mazarin cake
- 1/4 slice of cream cake
Love,
May
Dear friends,
You already know that when you visit me you might need to let me know when you're hungry, because I tend to forget to eat.
You also already know that my home is your home. Feel free to raid the fridge and the "cupboard of munchies", and don't hesitate to make your own tea or coffee.
Here's a new one: Don't be shy, don't be polite; EAT to your heart's delight. Want that last cookie? TAKE the last cookie! So you finished the pack? So what????
That way, when you leave, I won't find:
- 1 jam jar with 1/2 a spoonful of jam.
- 1 pack of cream cheese with 1/2 a spoonful of cheese
- 1 glass of mustard with just 1 teaspoonful of mustard
- 1 pack of butter with juuuust enough butter to butter 1/2 a piece of bread
- 1 tortilla wrap
- 1 cartoon of orange juice with just enough inside for 1/3 of a glass
- 1 cartoon of milk with just enough inside for 1/3 of a glass
- 2 bags of crips with just a small handful in each
- 2 packages of meat cutting to put on bread with just 1 piece inside
- 1/2 a slice of mazarin cake
- 1/4 slice of cream cake
Love,
May