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May. 22nd, 2006 04:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rimturseDear kid,
There are such things as small children's delightful squeals and peals of laughter. What you are doing is not it. Prolonged screaming at the top of your lungs is considered annoying and should only be used in cases of dire emergencies, involving at least one of the following: a bear, a burning house, a hostile alien invasion, a swarm of bees, a man in a trenchcoat who has lost his puppy and is offering you sweets to come with him and search for it - in which case I will come to your rescue.
Otherwise prolonged screaming is a danger to your health, not only are you threathened by neighbours trying to work, but you lungs might actually expand and pop out through your mouth. You can't imagine the mess it is to get them back in and it's pretty icky too.
Love,
Your neighbour.
There are such things as small children's delightful squeals and peals of laughter. What you are doing is not it. Prolonged screaming at the top of your lungs is considered annoying and should only be used in cases of dire emergencies, involving at least one of the following: a bear, a burning house, a hostile alien invasion, a swarm of bees, a man in a trenchcoat who has lost his puppy and is offering you sweets to come with him and search for it - in which case I will come to your rescue.
Otherwise prolonged screaming is a danger to your health, not only are you threathened by neighbours trying to work, but you lungs might actually expand and pop out through your mouth. You can't imagine the mess it is to get them back in and it's pretty icky too.
Love,
Your neighbour.
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