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[rimturse]

My mother called to tell me about my second cousin, A. A is also mixed like me.

Mother: "She looks much more Chinese than you."
May: "mmmmmm"
Mother: "She has beautiful, beauuutiful black hair."
May: "mmmmm. That's nice."
Mother: "Yours is just brown."

Comments

[iagor.livejournal.com]

"May-Lin? When are you going to marry a nice Chinese doctor?"

[frigg.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha

[cathemery.livejournal.com]

Burst into tears.

"You think I'm ugly! You don't love me because I'm ugly! You've never loved me because I'm so hideously ugly! I'll never talk to you again even though it's your fault I'm so ugly If you had better genes I'd be pretty!"

Hang up.

oh, sorry, I think I ought to use my imagination on something else. . . :)

[merebrillante.livejournal.com]

Yes! Yes, do this. If she's going to torment you, torment her right back. I never would have thought of this. It takes a really evil mind to come up with a plan like that.

[frigg.livejournal.com]

hehe...yes, a mind much more evil than mine. :)

[cathemery.livejournal.com]

. . . really evil. . .? oh my. I've been promoted!

[merebrillante.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, but you've so far to go. There's:

1. Evil
2. Really evil
3. Quite evil
4. Markedly evil
5. Terribly evil
6. Diabolically evil
7. Bush-Family evil

[cathemery.livejournal.com]

ewww. Somehow looking at #7 causes my enthusiasm for promotion to dissipate.

[merebrillante.livejournal.com]

That's something you have to be born into, I'm afraid.

[cathemery.livejournal.com]

Or marry into, which I have no intention of doing. :g:

[frigg.livejournal.com]

haha...now that might work, I've never tried that tactic before.

[cathemery.livejournal.com]

I gotta learn to stop letting my InsideEvilVoice out like this .. . Who knows what mischief I'm causing?

:)