Jonesy's book of reckoning...

[rimturse]

I look like a Chinese Crested.

No food since 7am this morning -100 points
Morning cuddles +50 points
Whack Felix +100 points
Still no food -100 points
Vet visit - 500 points
May and C comb out last tangles - 500 points
Bath! - 1000 points (so what if I peed on myself while at the vet's?)
Chase fly with May and C + 200 points
Still no food - 400 points

Things had better get better soon or this will be the crappiest day ever. Not to mention that May wants to post pictures of my bare flabby tummy online.

PS. The vet says I weigh 8 kg.

Comments

[cathemery.livejournal.com]

Jagger is in strong agreement with the whole bath thing, even though all that happened to him today was his back foot hosed off because "so what if I dropped mushy poop on my own leg?"

::pathetic moan::

Why, oh why did I ever agree to this whole dog thing?

[frigg.livejournal.com]

uhmm dog breath? Wet dog smell? Whining? Begging for food? Walks in the rain? Picking up poop in those brown plastic bags?

[toeknuckles.livejournal.com]

hehehe. poor jonesy!!