3rd Uargh - my ribs are shattered.
Sep. 16th, 2008 07:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rimturseDear puppy,
The title of today's lesson is maths and physics.
One 5 month old Belgian Shepherd Dog puppy, weight approx. 18-20 kgs.
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One small-boned Belgian Shepherd Dog puppy owner, weight approx. errrr let's skip that one.
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One sturdy Ikea office table, one Ikea office chair with wheels, whereupon previously mentioned human sits.
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One previously mentioned puppy, running full speed onto back of chair, smashing it into table.
= One squished puppy owner with no air what-so-ever in her lungs.
q.e.d. that this is a BAD, BAD idea.
Do not repeat. Thank you.
Love,
May
The title of today's lesson is maths and physics.
One 5 month old Belgian Shepherd Dog puppy, weight approx. 18-20 kgs.
+
One small-boned Belgian Shepherd Dog puppy owner, weight approx. errrr let's skip that one.
+
One sturdy Ikea office table, one Ikea office chair with wheels, whereupon previously mentioned human sits.
+
One previously mentioned puppy, running full speed onto back of chair, smashing it into table.
= One squished puppy owner with no air what-so-ever in her lungs.
q.e.d. that this is a BAD, BAD idea.
Do not repeat. Thank you.
Love,
May
