C's conversations with May

[rimturse]

C made me post this:

C: I'm going downstairs to make breakfast. Are you coming?
May: I will join you eventually.
C: *suspicious* You mean when breakfast is ready, don't you?
May: ahmmmmm...weeell...
C: Busted!
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C: Would you rather watch Australian football or European football?
May: Neither.
C: If you had to.
May: But I don't have to.
C: Okay, imagine you were on a deserted island with a TV showing just either Australian or European football.
May: I'd do something else.
C: *groan* Imagine you had been on the island for 30 years.
May: Okay, okay...I'd watch Australian football.
C: No!!!!! Why????
May: It looks more interesting.
C: But with European football, you'd know the rules.
May: I don't know the rules.
C: Come on...tell me one football term you know.
May: Offside.
C: Excellent! And the opposite of offside?
May: Inside?
C: Onside! How can you not know that???? You grew up in a nation and a family of football fanatics!
May: I find football boring.
C: You are an anti-product of your upbringing.

Comments

[hkneale.livejournal.com]

Yeah, football. Meh.

But if I had to choose, I'd watch Aussie Rules, not because I enjoy football (I don't) but for the short, tight shorts and thick muscular legs.

I know where my priorities lie.

[frigg.livejournal.com]

*lol*
Maybe we could get a line-up of the players and then decide which type of football to watch depending on how good they looked.