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*C comes home from work*
C: Would you like to take a walk on the field?
May: Did you rent a metal detector?!
C: No. Why do you think that?
May: You're speaking in your "I have a surprise voice".
C: Surprise voice? I don't have a surprise voice and no surprises either.
May: Weird. Okay, I'll be ready in 10 mins.

...later

May: *picks jacket of the hook and notice that the weight is different* This is not my jacket. That's weird. Where is it?
C:...
May: *scans rack without seeing jacket* Is this my jacket? No it's yours...wait!
C: That's your jacket.

And it is! He got me a new, way cool Fjällräven jacket!

This one, tarmac colour: http://www.fjallraven.com/Products/jackets--vests/greenland-women-winter-jacket

I'm going to feel very cool, snug and comfortable next time we go to the woods: Thick woolen sweater, woolen socks, jeans, Caterpillar boots and a Fjällräven jacket.

...later

C: How could you hear I had a surprise? I was talking just normally.
May: I can read you like an open book.
C: Scary.